Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
