i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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