You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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