So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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