this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
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Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
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I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I smell like Dick and happiness
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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