I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
Randomize
