From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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