Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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