I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
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