ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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