it was like eating out sand paper
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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