whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
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just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
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The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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