how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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