is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
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she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
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I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
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