In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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