just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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