That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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