I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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