You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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