you guys were way drunker than both of me
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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