Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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