she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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