Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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