brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
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When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
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But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
A bitchslap is in order.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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