I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
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We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
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A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
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