love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
Randomize
