so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
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I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
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I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
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