we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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