she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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