is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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