Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
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please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
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LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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