yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
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