Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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