I wish I could punch you in the face.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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