I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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