I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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