have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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