I wish my penis had an off switch
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
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I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
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He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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