Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
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Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
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Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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