I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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