I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
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