I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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