If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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