I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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