I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
MASS TEXT: Next weekend I will be in town for St. Patty's day. There will be a bonfire and liqour olympics. We will have booze but in order to participate it is byob. Upon arrival everyone will be asked to sign a waiver. I am not responsible for liver failure, death, loss of clothing or memory, bites, scratches, hickies, pregnancies, or any other for of injury you may obtain while participating. There will be ridiculous amounts of green glitter, be prepared to puke it up. ALSO WEAR SOMETHING GREEN OR YOU WILL BE PENALIZED!! AUTOMATIC 5 SHOTS. HAPPY GAMING!!!
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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