Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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