Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
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