There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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