i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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