I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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