we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
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This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
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We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
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