i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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