Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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