I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
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