very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
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