she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Damn victory sex feels great
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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