Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
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I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
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I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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