I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
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i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
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Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
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